Unknown Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. Zadie Smith This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes. 14.Funny Friendship Quotes for Girls Breaking boundaries: in man’s world that’s an adventure often reserved for women… She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her. Here's some money for you to stay away from me.

60 of the funniest Friends jokes and quotes as the sit-com turns 25 this month Rachel, Ross, Monica, Joey, Chandler and Phoebe - can you name a more iconic sextet than the central cast of Friends?About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators. “Life is like toilet paper you’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole…”. “Dear best friend you are salt of the coffee fork of my soup jam to my pizza the point is you are useless”. “Sugar is sweet lemons are tart I love you more than a unicorn fart.”. “I know we’re friends because I can ask you for bail money. “Never let your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times!” 5. “Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” 3. Hey, he got the first part of this right. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do.” This is one of Michael's most famous quotes and for good reason as it's pretty hard to forget. Everyone has been rejected by a potential or even long-term friend, and it's truly the worst.'Finding friends with the same mental disorder: priceless.' -Unknown 4.

'It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. 'Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.' -Greg Tamblyn 2. These funny and short quotes about friendship and laughter are perfect to send to a friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship and pass the rosy wine. The best time to make friends is before you need them.

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